A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time and she shows him into the living room.She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make a few drinks.As he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel.He picks it up and as he's lookin …

A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your household?" "Oh yes, all the time. It's very good for cuts, grazes and burns." "Do you use it for anything else?" "Like …